{"product_id":"unisex-hoodie","title":"Wake Up, Sleeper — Heavyweight Hoodie · Ephesians 5:14 · Christian NERD Original","description":"Two thousand years before a movie taught us to question reality, Paul wrote a line that should honestly come with a cinematic soundtrack. Wake up, sleeper. Rise. The real red pill isn't about escaping a simulation, it's about escaping spiritual death itself and the One offering it already paid for it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis tee is our love letter to that moment where sci-fi iconography meets Scripture head-on. \u003cbr\u003e\nThe front artwork reimagines one of cinema's most recognizable scenes through a faith-first lens: playful, reverent, and unmistakably you if you've ever thought \"Morpheus kinda stole this from Paul.\"\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIt's a conversation starter at small group. A silent sermon at the coffee shop. A flex at game night. Perfect for the believer who grew up on anime openings and worship playlists in equal measure and who knows the truth was never hiding. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWe were just asleep.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBuilt to last as long as the message, this heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels like your favorite hoodie's cooler cousin soft, lived-in, and ready for anything from long café sessions and movie marathons to Sunday service and Saturday raids.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe choice was never between two pills. It was between sleep and resurrection.\u003cbr\u003e\nWake up. Rise. Shine. — Ephesians 5:14\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\nHeather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz\/yd² (271.25 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003cbr\u003e\n• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle\u003cbr\u003e\n• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex\u003cbr\u003e\n• Front pouch pocket\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy Christian NERD?\u003cbr\u003e\nWe make gear for believers who code, cosplay, raid, and rewatch Matrix for the philosophy. Faith isn't boring. Neither is your closet.\u003cbr\u003e\n","brand":"The Christian Nerd","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45890193883309,"sku":"6951678_5530","price":51.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45890193916077,"sku":"6951678_5531","price":51.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45890193948845,"sku":"6951678_5532","price":51.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45890193981613,"sku":"6951678_5533","price":51.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45890194014381,"sku":"6951678_5534","price":54.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":45890194047149,"sku":"6951678_5594","price":51.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":45890194079917,"sku":"6951678_5595","price":51.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":45890194112685,"sku":"6951678_5596","price":51.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":45890194145453,"sku":"6951678_5597","price":51.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":45890194178221,"sku":"6951678_5598","price":54.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0761\/8691\/0893\/files\/unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-black-front-69d4a45176645.jpg?v=1775543388","url":"https:\/\/thenarrowgateway.store\/pt\/products\/unisex-hoodie","provider":"The Narrow Gateway","version":"1.0","type":"link"}