Wake Up, Sleeper — Heavyweight Graphic Tee Red Pill Edition · Ephesians 5:14 · Christian NERD Original

"Wake up, sleeper, rise from the dead, and Christ will shine on you." — Ephesians 5:14

Two thousand years before a movie taught us to question reality, Paul wrote a line that should honestly come with a cinematic soundtrack. Wake up, sleeper. Rise. The real red pill isn't about escaping a simulation — it's about escaping spiritual death itself. And the One offering it already paid for it.

This tee is our love letter to that moment where sci-fi iconography meets Scripture head-on. The front artwork reimagines one of cinema's most recognizable scenes through a faith-first lens: playful, reverent, and unmistakably you if you've ever thought "Morpheus kinda stole this from Paul."

It's a conversation starter at small group. A silent sermon at the coffee shop. A flex at game night. Perfect for the believer who grew up on anime openings and worship playlists in equal measure — and who knows the truth was never hiding. We were just asleep.

Built to last as long as the message, this heavyweight garment-dyed tee feels like your favorite hoodie's cooler cousin — soft, lived-in, and ready for anything from long café sessions and movie marathons to Sunday service and Saturday raids.

The choice was never between two pills. It was between sleep and resurrection.

Built For Comfort, Made To Outlast Trends

• 100% ring-spun US cotton — buttery soft, pre-shrunk, no surprises after wash one
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric — structure that holds its shape, weight that feels premium
• Garment-dyed finish — a soft, vintage, lived-in texture from day one
• Tubular seamless knit — no side seams, no pinch, no twist
• Double-needle stitching — reinforced where it matters, clean where it shows
• Sizes S–4XL — because the Kingdom comes in every size
• Sewn-in label — no itchy tag, no compromise
• Multiple colorways available

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
• Do not dry clean

Why Christian NERD?

We make gear for believers who code, cosplay, raid, and rewatch Matrix for the philosophy. Faith isn't boring. Neither is your closet.

Wake up. Rise. Shine. — Ephesians 5:14

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean